You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Oh, and try the recipe with no nutbutter, then top with some gruyere (smegma) and pineapple chunks. Get the pineapple from a can so you're not tempted to sit on it.
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Hilarious. Thank you sir.
Buy a fucking lav mic, dude.
love that sm0000th & creamy spread action baby!
...now tell me: If I put two of these in the oven at once and they accidentally (I swear) touched -- does that make me vegan?
btw! no dipping salsa?!?!wtf
Yes! And you even used the name I suggested! This gives me all kinds of happy giggles...
the cheesy porno music makes it all come together *snerk*
If that's what dick tasted like, I'd be a homo.
holy... shit, you crazy adorable fucking genius.
Delightfully disgusting...Loved it!
PERFECTION. you are even funnier on video versus reading your commentary.
yes you need to do videos more often..with better audio
yeah, pump up the volume.
http://www.videohelp.com/tools/VirtualdubMOD
Oh, and try the recipe with no nutbutter, then top with some gruyere (smegma) and pineapple chunks. Get the pineapple from a can so you're not tempted to sit on it.
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