Wednesday, June 20, 2012

The Meaty Phallus



2lbs Country Rib Pork

1Tbl Curry Powder
1tsp Coriander
1tsp Cumin
1tsp Kosher Salt
1/2tsp Ginger
1/2tsp Turmeric
1/4tsp Allspice
1/4tsp Cardamom

Mix the spices together and slowly rub down your thick, juicy pork.  Slide it into the warm awaiting oven and jiggle it around.  Rotate it between the top, middle, and bottom rack.  Pull it out right before it finishes to ensure future financial freedom. 

Cook it at 250 degrees for four hours flipping intermittently.  Slather with the citrus BBQ sauce for the last hour.  Eat it.

4 comments:

PC said...

My piece of pork doesn't look like a wiener. Will the recipe still work?

Cooking Asshole said...

Nope. Must look like male genitalia.

Anonymous said...

you stay classy.....

Tender B. said...

Is this best deep throated?