Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Chocolate Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookies



2c Flour
2c Oats
1/2c Cocoa Powder
2tsp Baking Powder
1/2tsp Salt

2 Sticks of Butter

1c White Sugar
1c Brown Sugar
Peanut Butter, a few big globs
2 Eggs, beaten
1tsp Vanilla

Chocolate Chips

“Another cookie?  What the fuck, dude?  Is that all you make now?  Just crappy cookies and stupid mini-pie cobblers?”  Suck my fucking dick while tickling my balls you dumb piece of shit.  I will make and post whatever the fuck I want to because fuck you.  You know what?  Now you can’t read it.  Close the window and go back to jacking off to Russian goat gang bang porn.

That sick pervert did bring up a good point, however.  I have made a metric shitfuckton of cookies.  Guess what?  I made you a list.  Enjoy.


As far as the Chocolate Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookies are concerned, if you can’t figure out how to make them with instructions, give up on life.  Eat it. 

2 comments:

Bill Night said...

You should change your name to Cookie Asshole. Shee-it.

PussDaddy said...

Looks like 3 rock hard prehistoric dinasaur turds.

PD