Tuesday, September 18, 2012
1/2oz High Quality Reefer*
750ml Finnish Vodka
Grind up the cheeba and stir it into a pot filled with vodka. Warm it up over very, very low heat. Finnish vodka is the best. Fuck the Russians with their denim jackets and track pants. And don’t even get me started on that Frenchie Grey Goose bullshit.
Clip a candy thermometer to the side of the pot. Don’t try and use a regular thermometer because it will probably explode and poison everyone that loves you. In other words, your 7 cats might die.
Slowly increase the heat until the mixture gets to 160 degrees. Cook for 20 minutes. Do not let it go over 165 and absolutely not 170 or you will have wasted your entire paycheck for the last month. If the heat is climbing remove the pot from the stove, lower the burner, and then place it back on stove.
Strain through a coffee filter, cheesecloth, sieve, whatever. Let it cool.
*If you are poor as shit and can’t even afford a half ounce, which is super depressing, you can use a gram and two shots for a single serving. Related: get a fucking job so you can buy multiple ounces at a time.