1/2oz High
Quality Reefer*
750ml Finnish
Vodka
Grind up
the cheeba and stir it into a pot filled with vodka. Warm it up over very, very low heat. Finnish vodka is the best. Fuck the Russians with their denim jackets
and track pants. And don’t even get me started on that Frenchie Grey Goose
bullshit.
Clip a
candy thermometer to the side of the pot.
Don’t try and use a regular thermometer because it will probably explode
and poison everyone that loves you.
In other words, your 7 cats might die.
Slowly
increase the heat until the mixture gets to 160 degrees. Cook for 20 minutes. Do not let it go over 165 and
absolutely not 170 or you will have wasted your entire paycheck for the last
month. If the heat is climbing remove the pot from the stove, lower the burner, and
then place it back on stove.
Strain
through a coffee filter, cheesecloth, sieve, whatever. Let it cool.
Drink it.
*If you are
poor as shit and can’t even afford a half ounce, which is super depressing, you
can use a gram and two shots for a single serving. Related: get a fucking job so you can buy multiple ounces at a time.
6 comments:
Man, will this shit fuck you up. I use the cold fusion method, which is a fancy way of saying I put the green in the bottle and leave it for a few weeks, but this is much faster and therefore better. 'Preciate you sharing this recipe (and trying to appeal to every possible cool-kids demographic).
Thanks for looking out for my 7 cats.
As an "old chick" (58y) I have trouble keeping up with the newly discovered delivery methods that you kids come up with. This sounds like a fabulous plan for shots at my Xmas party. Thanks! Now for some reason I'm also thinking about a variation on the Habanero and Pineapple Brownies, lol. Keep up the good work Asshole, you're my hero.
btw I was kidding about the "shots" thing lol.
-old chick
You just jumped the shark, homie. What's next, X and ginger?
-Andrew Jackson
Gordon Ramsey does not approve.
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