Thursday, January 10, 2013

The Drink of Northern Aggression


2oz Bourbon
Splash of Greens Likker

This drink will try and tell you how to live your fucking life.  It will strip your freedoms and take your guns.  It will cram its liberal agenda down your throat and make you gay marriage.  It will make you believe “scientists” and renounce the Blessed Baby Jesus Lord.  It will give you an abortion while raising your taxes.  It will seduce your mother and fuck your sister.  Wait, what were we talking about?     

6 comments:

Matt said...

sounds like my kind of drink. Add some fancy bitters and take 15 minutes to mix it up and you could easily charge $20 for one back here in DC. Hopefully the fx are temporary tho, that sounds a bit heady!

Anonymous said...

Dood, can I repost this to my okcupid profile? You'll get full credit along with a link to your blog.

Anonymous said...

thanks for sharing..

The HAUS of the Rising DISCO STICK said...

I hope you are happy. My sister has been gang raped by. group of republican lesbians equipped with government aid provided strap-ons.

Nash Ruin said...

"make you gay marriage"

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