Thursday, January 10, 2013
The Drink of Northern Aggression
Splash of Greens Likker
This drink will try and tell you how to live your fucking life. It will strip your freedoms and take your guns. It will cram its liberal agenda down your throat and make you gay marriage. It will make you believe “scientists” and renounce the Blessed Baby Jesus Lord. It will give you an abortion while raising your taxes. It will seduce your mother and fuck your sister. Wait, what were we talking about?