2oz Bourbon
Splash of Greens Likker
This drink will try and tell you how to live your fucking
life. It will strip your freedoms
and take your guns. It will cram
its liberal agenda down your throat and make you gay marriage. It will make you believe “scientists”
and renounce the Blessed Baby Jesus Lord.
It will give you an abortion while raising your taxes. It will seduce your mother and fuck
your sister. Wait, what were we
talking about?
3 comments:
sounds like my kind of drink. Add some fancy bitters and take 15 minutes to mix it up and you could easily charge $20 for one back here in DC. Hopefully the fx are temporary tho, that sounds a bit heady!
Dood, can I repost this to my okcupid profile? You'll get full credit along with a link to your blog.
thanks for sharing..
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